1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:04,046 Sports Day. You better charge your batteries. 2 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:07,007 Sports Day. The worst day of the year for a weakling. 3 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,718 An all-day gym class. 4 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:10,177 I can't eat. 5 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:13,180 The idea that the entire school saw me fall into a sack of potatoes 6 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:15,140 It makes my stomach turn. 7 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,434 Don't worry, Mark. 8 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:20,187 We don't expect you to win a lot of tapes like your brother. 9 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,397 We know you're not going to win anything. 10 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:23,733 You have fun. 11 00:00:23,816 --> 00:00:25,442 What confidence they had in me. 12 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:29,656 He wasn't athletic, but to tell the truth, I didn't have the best teachers either. 13 00:00:29,739 --> 00:00:31,240 Don't be ashamed of losing, son. 14 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:32,784 The kettle is ready. 15 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:33,868 Go. 16 00:00:33,952 --> 00:00:35,327 Mike, honey, I'm sorry, 17 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,496 But today I can't teach you how to drive. 18 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:38,623 That? Because? 19 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:41,793 Your father and I are volunteers on Sports Day. 20 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:43,753 -That? -The driving test is on Monday. 21 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:46,965 I don't know how to parallel park. Someone has to teach me! 22 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:49,549 I will teach you. 23 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:50,843 No, you, no. 24 00:00:50,927 --> 00:00:52,219 You don't have a license. 25 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,721 I drive all the time. 26 00:00:53,805 --> 00:00:55,222 You haven't driven since the Confederacy. 27 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,307 Driving is like riding a bicycle. 28 00:00:58,433 --> 00:00:59,518 Don't be offended, grandpa, 29 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,771 but I think you are too old to drive. 30 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,648 Oh, mother, no. 31 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,403 That I'm too old? 32 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:15,450 You would be surprised to know that I still have energy to spin... 33 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:16,786 What is that called? 34 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:19,706 You know, that round thing with that crazy part! 35 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:20,790 The steering wheel? 36 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:23,668 Yeah! That's right. 37 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:25,878 The steering wheel, yes. 38 00:01:25,962 --> 00:01:27,046 That was a test. 39 00:01:27,672 --> 00:01:30,758 And you, young man, are you ready for a class. 40 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:37,807 You know what, grandpa? I don't really need to know how to park. 41 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,017 So you get rid of it. 42 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,226 Damn, I'm going to teach you. 43 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:43,813 I'm not too old to drive. 44 00:01:46,024 --> 00:01:47,232 -Grandfather? -That? 45 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:49,318 That's orange juice. 46 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:52,864 Yeah, so? 47 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:56,283 It's what I want. Vitamin C. 48 00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,662 It is good for gout. 49 00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:20,307 Don't laugh. 50 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:21,768 I'll see you in the car. 51 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:24,687 I was going to be humiliated in front of the whole school, 52 00:02:24,771 --> 00:02:25,980 but there were worse things. 53 00:02:26,064 --> 00:02:27,564 Milk! 54 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,524 {\an8}My brother was about to die. 55 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:33,278 {\an8}ST. CATHOLIC SCHOOL BRIDGET'S SPORTS DAY 56 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,740 {\an8}All the parents were to Sports Day. 57 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:39,201 {\an8}Many loved to see that their children, who only got failing grades during the year, 58 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,495 {\an8}they redeemed themselves by winning ribbons. 59 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,831 {\an8}And then there were my parents. 60 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:46,458 {\an8}Are you sure What do you two have to come for? 61 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,169 {\an8}The truth is that they have forced us to be volunteers. 62 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,421 {\an8}Mrs. Pérez is like a vampire. 63 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,508 {\an8}As they bit her, He has to condemn as many souls as he can. 64 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:56,844 {\an8}Have you brought food? 65 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:58,261 {\an8}Hello. 66 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,263 {\an8}I haven't brought food. 67 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,103 {\an8}Mom? 68 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:07,939 {\an8}Aren't you coming? 69 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,483 {\an8}I can see you from here. 70 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,567 {\an8}Please. 71 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,780 {\an8}The other parents have gotten out of the car. 72 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,406 {\an8}Just what I need now, 73 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,449 {\an8}get together with the other parents. 74 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,035 {\an8}Mom, come on. 75 00:03:21,119 --> 00:03:22,829 {\an8}I'm going to beat the school record. 76 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:25,164 {\an8}I'll win all the gold, I promise. 77 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,332 {\an8}Please. 78 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,461 {\an8}Okay. Go! 79 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:33,005 {\an8}FEILDIAN PARK 80 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:34,464 {\an8}Very good. Mrs. Critch, 81 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:37,176 {\an8}Mrs. Pérez and you They will be at the refreshment stand. 82 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,261 {\an8}How exciting. 83 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,513 {\an8}Mr. Pérez, I have been told who works in the hospital. 84 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,473 {\an8}You will be in the first aid tent. 85 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,435 {\an8}No, I'm just a technician. 86 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,395 {\an8}I fix machines, that's all. 87 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,647 {\an8}Modesty is a virtue. 88 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,108 {\an8}-But... -Mr. Critch, 89 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:54,359 {\an8}you will be in charge of the microphone. What do you think? 90 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,529 {\an8}I like hard news more and sports, sister. 91 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,324 {\an8}Yes, sister. Thank you, sister. 92 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,409 {\an8}Excuse me, sister. 93 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:07,581 I'm surprised to see you. 94 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,375 I thought you were going to get away inventing some illness. 95 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,544 Yeah, at least we're in this together. 96 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,588 What do we lose first? In long jump? 97 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,175 Sorry, I'm not participating. 98 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:19,218 That? 99 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:20,928 I'm going to help my father in first aid. 100 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:22,805 You have to put me in there. 101 00:04:22,889 --> 00:04:24,264 If you are not injured, no. 102 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:27,101 But don't worry, I'm sure you'll get hurt. 103 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,605 I'm glad to see your mother has come. 104 00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:34,483 Yes. Why wouldn't he come, idiot? 105 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,277 He was just striking up a conversation. I don't... 106 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,570 She looks lovely. 107 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:42,365 Mike Critch reporting from the field on St. Bridget's Sports Day. 108 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,994 Live, Sister Rose. 109 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:51,918 When we think of sports, children, 110 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:57,131 We must remember that the Romans They also had a sports day. 111 00:04:57,215 --> 00:05:00,425 They celebrated it in the Colosseum. 112 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:04,596 When they threw Saint Ignatius to the lions, he exclaimed: 113 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:08,267 "I am like the grain of the field 114 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,062 "and the teeth of the lions they have to grind me 115 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:14,356 "in order to be worthy to sit at the Lord's table." 116 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:20,029 Have fun in this field. 117 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,908 Earn ribbons, 118 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:27,161 but when they put them on your chest, 119 00:05:27,245 --> 00:05:29,788 remember the rivers of blood 120 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:33,833 that once emanated from the chest of the first Christians 121 00:05:33,918 --> 00:05:39,548 and they dyed the sand of the Roman Colosseum. 122 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,342 Father? 123 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,138 Let the games begin! 124 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,434 Very well, listen. 125 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:53,687 The rankings are organized like this. 126 00:05:54,105 --> 00:05:55,940 Gold for excellence, 127 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,025 money for losers 128 00:05:58,109 --> 00:06:00,319 and bronze also for the losers. 129 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,362 And finally, the tape to participate... 130 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:03,446 SPORTS DAY - Awards 131 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:07,118 {\an8}...which means that even though you have come, It's like you didn't do it. 132 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:10,537 -I'll keep it. -In 1965, 133 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:13,707 I achieved personal excellence 134 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:17,128 by winning five gold ribbons. 135 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:22,674 It's a record at St. Bridget's which remains to this day. 136 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,010 like me, 137 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,262 It is unbeatable. 138 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:28,180 I'm going to beat that shit's record. 139 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,849 Ready? Come on! 140 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,231 -A lot of shit. -That's for sure. 141 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,151 The horn works. That's good. 142 00:06:40,985 --> 00:06:44,113 There are no gloves in the glove compartment. That's bad. 143 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:47,199 The first thing you are going to do is 144 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:48,951 check the indicators. 145 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,828 Adjust the seat 146 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,456 and make sure you have Plenty of room in the ashtray. 147 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,334 Okay, grandpa. I understand. 148 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,501 But are we going to drive? 149 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:01,130 Brake, boy. Let's get to it. 150 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:02,922 Grandpa, we've been here forever. 151 00:07:03,007 --> 00:07:05,051 Please get on the road. 152 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:07,636 Look, the key is to look both ways 153 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,180 and then, behind you. 154 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,766 There is no one behind us. 155 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,768 We are in an empty parking lot. 156 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,812 Please, grandpa, let me drive. You are very old. 157 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,607 OK. Stop complaining! 158 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,863 Fuck! 159 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,158 Get out of the way, asshole! 160 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:35,580 Like the cat on a motivational poster, 161 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:37,540 Fox was hanging there 162 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,751 driven by that class of stubbornness that you only have 163 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:41,295 when you hate your gym teacher. 164 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,630 Okay. You have won. You can let go. 165 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:46,258 Gold ribbon. 166 00:07:47,051 --> 00:07:51,097 We have a new female school record 167 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:52,181 of being hung. 168 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:56,185 The men's record is 30 seconds longer. 169 00:07:56,643 --> 00:08:00,605 -It is a record that I maintain to this day. -That? 170 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:03,150 I could have beaten it. You told me to let go. 171 00:08:03,234 --> 00:08:06,112 Boys and girls have different physical thresholds. 172 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,114 There has to be a natural order. 173 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:10,740 Mark, it's your turn. 174 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:20,875 And Mark has established a new men's record! 175 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:24,088 The shortest time in history. 176 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,262 If everyone was going to laugh from me anyway, 177 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:33,805 it would be better that made them laugh on purpose. 178 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,932 Your daughter is doing very well. 179 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,060 Yes. He is great at sports. 180 00:08:38,144 --> 00:08:39,728 Unlike everything else, but oh well. 181 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,230 Mom, have you seen it? 182 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:42,314 I have won gold! 183 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:46,444 He would have broken the men's record too, but Mr. Byrne stopped the stopwatch. 184 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,196 Don't embarrass people. Nobody likes that. 185 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,157 It's just sport. 186 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,117 I don't want You think you're superior, that's all. 187 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,743 With her around, I don't think I can. 188 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:58,247 Boys and girls, let's serve French fries and ice cream sandwiches 189 00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,498 for 50 cents. 190 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,958 Get back there. I'll go right away. 191 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,210 -No, but... -Come on! 192 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,132 Do you want to tell me something? 193 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,883 I was going to offer you a cookie. 194 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,218 Chocolate chips? 195 00:09:12,303 --> 00:09:13,429 They look bought. 196 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,055 Gold. Congratulations. 197 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,100 I'm going to destroy you, grandpa. 198 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,187 Mom, look! 199 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,523 And the eighth graders are the winners 200 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,650 -of the rope. Congratulations, guys. -Shit. 201 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:31,238 Hello. I will have I have to start calling you Klondike 202 00:09:31,322 --> 00:09:33,157 because what a gold fever you have. 203 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,159 Okay. Forward. 204 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:39,078 You see, the gold rush was a migration to Yukon of prospectors... 205 00:09:39,163 --> 00:09:41,080 Who cares about tapes? 206 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:46,337 I wanted to go after her, but Fox was so interested in me 207 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,087 -like she to her mother. -Mother! 208 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:49,173 Mother! 209 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,384 I think your daughter is trying to get your attention. 210 00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:54,386 Sport, darling, yes! 211 00:09:57,181 --> 00:09:58,265 Oh, sir. 212 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,143 some people They completely pass on their children. 213 00:10:01,227 --> 00:10:03,895 Next, my son, Mark, in high jump. 214 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:06,731 Go for it, son. It's like ripping off a band-aid. 215 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:10,693 I decided to compete in my own version of biathlon. 216 00:10:11,237 --> 00:10:14,240 But instead of skiing and shooting, I ran and joked. 217 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,200 Give me that stick... 218 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,285 Give me that... 219 00:10:18,369 --> 00:10:19,370 Yes! 220 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,250 I am a ghost. 221 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,294 I am a ghost. 222 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,467 You're not funny. 223 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,469 Attention students... 224 00:10:35,553 --> 00:10:36,719 What a shame. 225 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:41,308 That kid is spoiling it the day to everyone, I think. 226 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,852 It's not worth it for this. 227 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,521 Sorry. 228 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,065 You're making yourself look like an idiot. 229 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:52,068 AND? It's what I'm good at. I can't do any of this. 230 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,862 How do you know? You haven't even tried it. 231 00:10:54,238 --> 00:10:55,989 Sorry for not being an athlete. 232 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,241 I can't change who I am. 233 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,117 Leave it. 234 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:02,413 Nobody is mad at you because you are terrible at sports, 235 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,914 but because you are attracting attention. 236 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,418 You could be the worst on the team and still win, 237 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,502 but if you don't even try, 238 00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:10,504 you drag everyone with you. 239 00:11:11,589 --> 00:11:15,675 Hey! I don't give a damn if you win, 240 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,761 but you are going to try hard and if you don't, 241 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,473 you're going to win gold in long distance running 242 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:24,767 because, since there is God, If I catch you, I'll kill you. 243 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:25,935 Wake up! 244 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:29,147 Like a mother bird pushing her baby out of the nest, 245 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,317 my mother fervently believed in the hard hand. 246 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,610 He was right. 247 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,945 I was disappointing to everyone, including myself. 248 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,114 I was going to do it. 249 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,074 I was going to prove it to everyone. 250 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,453 I was going to bring home the gold. 251 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:01,012 Leave it. Leave it there. Go on. 252 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,931 Strip! 253 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,016 Or maybe silver would be nice. 254 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:12,608 The red-haired girl is in the lead, the boy with glasses is hot on his heels. 255 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:15,402 The girl too tall for her age keeps the pace and... 256 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,154 And my son is last. 257 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,616 Come on, Mark! 258 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,285 I have come to finish you. 259 00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:24,578 I invite you to try it. 260 00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:27,914 I really tried. I tried like I had never tried 261 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,459 nothing in my 12 years on this Earth. 262 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,961 Mark, there are a lot of ribbons for participating there. 263 00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,838 Why don't you grab a couple of them and you save yourself problems? 264 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,593 But no matter how hard I tried, He kept doing it terribly. 265 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,139 We have a 50-50 tie. 266 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:48,352 If you want a ticket, please talk to sister Margaret 267 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,894 in the bathroom. 268 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:54,983 Hello. 269 00:12:55,401 --> 00:12:56,485 Hello. 270 00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:02,741 A juice? 271 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,706 Okay. 272 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,169 I hope this helps you. 273 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,341 Peaceful. 274 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:24,971 Congratulations. 275 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,559 It's cool to see it. You're going to beat that record. 276 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,059 Thank you. 277 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,106 I'm glad someone cares. 278 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,151 How do you handle it? 279 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:39,778 I'm ashamed. 280 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:43,031 Breathless. Hurt inside and out. 281 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,243 But... I had a good time that time. 282 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,911 Mike, pass it to me. 283 00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:51,039 Give it a kick. 284 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,001 Go on. 285 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,636 Alright. He's out of breath, that's all. 286 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,180 That will leave you breathless It was one of those injuries. 287 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,931 that only happened in childhood. 288 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,517 -Like they gave you points. -Mark! 289 00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,852 We knew you would make it. I'll bring you a soft drink. 290 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,565 Don't go. My leg still hurts. 291 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,402 Sorry. 292 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,030 Relax. You can give up now. 293 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,661 My chest was as bruised as my ego, 294 00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:32,498 but finally I was able to retire with honor. 295 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:35,875 Although my mother's look was colder than any soda can. 296 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,877 I knew what I had to do. 297 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,215 Hey, where are you going? 298 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,509 To win a ribbon. 299 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,302 Cocoon! 300 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,054 What the hell is wrong with him? 301 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,972 Grandpa, you don't even go 30 an hour. 302 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,933 Please, it's my class. Let me drive. 303 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,018 You think I am Too old to drive, right? 304 00:14:54,812 --> 00:14:56,979 Thank God that we do not share a room. 305 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,690 I'd probably wake up in the middle of the night 306 00:14:58,816 --> 00:15:01,109 and I would find you standing with a pillow. 307 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,611 Don't be angry, 308 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,780 but your sight is not what it was. 309 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,824 What do you know about getting older? 310 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,492 Everyone treats you like a child. 311 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,869 Everyone tells you what you can't do. 312 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,538 Grandpa... I think you're going too fast. 313 00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:15,164 Do you think I like driving? I hate driving! 314 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,375 Do you know what I hate more than driving? 315 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:20,044 To the people who tell me that I don't drive well. 316 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,755 Grandpa, slow down! 317 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,924 Shit. My God, the shit! 318 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:26,844 What I do? 319 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,010 Stop the car! 320 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,929 Wait. 321 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,516 I'm an old idiot. 322 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,560 Now they will take away my license. 323 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,186 I'm too old to drive. 324 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:40,816 I'm too old. 325 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,151 Fuck! 326 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,492 Young Mike! 327 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,619 You're giving him some classes, aren't you, Pat? 328 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,203 He doesn't pay attention to me. 329 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,248 Maybe you'll listen to this agent. 330 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,333 He is very shy. 331 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,460 It is not prepared for the road. 332 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,798 He is insecure, like his father. 333 00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:08,968 Damn kids. They don't know how to drive. 334 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,136 That's true? 335 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,472 Yes, agent. 336 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,267 Excuse me. I was a little nervous. 337 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,645 Okay, I'll let you go with a warning, 338 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:21,690 but go on the back roads and listen to your grandfather. 339 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:23,859 Yes sir. 340 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,445 Thank you. I... 341 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,363 You're welcome. 342 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,074 -Do you want us to change? -No. 343 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,327 I think you are ready. 344 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:43,461 Mom, I equaled Byrne's record, but now it's time for the three-legged race. 345 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,380 When he was studying here, They didn't do it. I'm going to beat him. 346 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,299 And that's the end of it, right? Good. 347 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,635 I think you're going for the medal. 348 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:51,803 Go now! 349 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:54,305 How are you, Paul? 350 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:55,933 Hasn't Lisa come? 351 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,517 being pregnant Eight months, I guess not. 352 00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,061 He'll be home, right? 353 00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:04,106 You should go take care of your son, 354 00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,818 Otherwise you may have to take care of yourself. 355 00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:11,865 It's over. 356 00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:20,206 I know that probably I should mind my business, 357 00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:24,753 but for some reason That girl thinks very highly of you. 358 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:31,009 and he just wants Show a little interest in her. 359 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,764 You're right. 360 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,809 You should mind your own business. 361 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,979 My love, come on. 362 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,981 Come on. We don't want to miss anything. 363 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,065 All eyes were on Fox. 364 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,776 I was going to make history. 365 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,446 Last competition: three-legged race. 366 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,866 I'm going to kick your ass, grandpa. 367 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,493 That's cheating. 368 00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,038 In my time it didn't exist. It's not fair. 369 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,539 You have already cheated. 370 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,374 You didn't let me beat the men's record. 371 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,378 Okay. Do you want to compete with the boys? 372 00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:09,006 Good. 373 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,549 This competition will be mixed. 374 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:14,343 The winner will receive two gold ribbons. 375 00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:16,888 Get in pairs. 376 00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:19,975 Ritchie and Tina, Gary and Avery, 377 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,894 Fox and Mark. 378 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,981 Mr Byrne was determined to protect your record 379 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:29,567 with sabotage tool most devastating thing he could find. 380 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:30,652 I. 381 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:38,242 And now, a competition never done before in the history of Sports Day. 382 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,369 A three-legged mixed race. 383 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,414 The ankle twister, the limper and the equalizer. 384 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,750 Good luck to everyone. 385 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,584 You better not screw up. 386 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,337 I hate to say it, But I'm sure I will. 387 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,062 Everyone loves a loser. 388 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,189 Even our mothers They had put aside their differences. 389 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,524 The louder they cheered us, the faster he went. 390 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,610 It was as if nothing could stop us. 391 00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,697 Come on. 392 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:17,949 And then I stopped. 393 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,841 -Go on without me. -I can't, idiot! 394 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:39,096 Come on! 395 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:52,943 Third place for my son! A total impact for everyone. 396 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,694 We have won! 397 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,114 We lost, idiot. 398 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,865 But we have finished third. 399 00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:03,619 I still have it! I am the best of the history of Sports Day! 400 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:06,497 The best, do you hear me? 401 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,582 Mr Byrne reached his peak in high school 402 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,502 and spent decades clinging to that glory of the past. 403 00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:15,423 Luckily, that was a record that Fox was not going to break. 404 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:19,886 That Sports Day won the prize he wanted so much. 405 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,848 I'm sorry I wasted your time. 406 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,182 I haven't broken the record. 407 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,434 I've seen the whole competition, honey, 408 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,269 and you have been incredible. 409 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,647 For me, you are always a winner. 410 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,484 Look at all the gold you have. You have more than M.A. 411 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,529 I've gotten my first real tape. 412 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,738 Third place. 413 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:40,824 Oh really? 414 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,451 Were only three people participating? 415 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,416 How has it been? 416 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,251 They almost gave him a fine, 417 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,753 but I convinced the police that he didn't do it. 418 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,846 That day I learned that, in reality, you never lose unless you quit 419 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,140 and that with the right people by your side, 420 00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:08,434 even if you lose, you can feel like you've won.